Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!
Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!
Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!
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Friday, September 30, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
Invites...
Ladies & Gents,
This weekend, i'll be having a birthday chalet cum children's day celebration!(WTF? jk la).. Its just mi birthday, @ east coast coasta sands... All are invited... to stay over, to bring booze... anything at all... For more details, flood mi phone, and i'll gladly msg u the details......
The smelliest SOD alive....
Smelly Melly
This weekend, i'll be having a birthday chalet cum children's day celebration!(WTF? jk la).. Its just mi birthday, @ east coast coasta sands... All are invited... to stay over, to bring booze... anything at all... For more details, flood mi phone, and i'll gladly msg u the details......
The smelliest SOD alive....
Smelly Melly
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Happy Surfer....
Something Interesting i stumbled upon whilst surfing.....
The 86 Rules of Boozing
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during
happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-
dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist.
Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get
drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like
you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who
drinks girly drinks.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—
urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do
not.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your
confidence.
25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or
more people.
26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play
it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not
approach him again.
27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it
works.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor
store.
29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.
30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.
31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may
drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.
32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and
the bottle goes for less than $25.
33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before
you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be
doing it.
36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender’s guide and browse through all
the drinks you’ve never tried.
37. Try one new drink each week.
38. If you are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the
bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same
goes for him.
39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can
tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot
give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.
40. If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a
cheap ass.
41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink
to their mouth.
43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a
glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
45. It's okay to drink alone.
46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells
you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling”.
47. Nothing screams 'nancy boy' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.
48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.
49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.
52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.
53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think
you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight.
There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.
59. If you are broke and a friend is “sporting you”, you must laugh at all his jokes
and play wingman when he makes his move.
60. If you are broke and a friend is “making sport of you”, you may steal any drink
he leaves unattended.
61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily
putting your head on a chopping block.
62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another,
always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than
him.
63. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well
before and after, regardless of her response.
64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.
66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of
you is the equivalent of saying, “I'm an idiot.”
67. Never ask a bartender “what's good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch
fresh from the coast every morning.
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from
the bar.
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and
mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And
if you're really drunk, the mothers.
71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking.
You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and
they’re sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string
theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're
going to come off as a jackass.
73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you
do not deserve a drink.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you
dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed
bar.
77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with “I know this is going to be
a hassle, but . . .”
78. When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat
lip. Unless he’s buying.
79. If you are 86’d, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner
makes it appear no other bar wants you.
80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.
81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re
supposed to be at work.
83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever
give. And make sure there’s something in it.
85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.
86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.
--Frank Rich
The 86 Rules of Boozing
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during
happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-
dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist.
Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get
drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like
you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who
drinks girly drinks.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—
urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do
not.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your
confidence.
25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or
more people.
26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play
it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not
approach him again.
27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it
works.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor
store.
29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.
30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.
31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may
drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.
32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and
the bottle goes for less than $25.
33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before
you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be
doing it.
36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender’s guide and browse through all
the drinks you’ve never tried.
37. Try one new drink each week.
38. If you are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the
bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same
goes for him.
39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can
tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot
give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.
40. If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a
cheap ass.
41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink
to their mouth.
43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a
glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
45. It's okay to drink alone.
46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells
you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling”.
47. Nothing screams 'nancy boy' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.
48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.
49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.
52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.
53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think
you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight.
There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.
59. If you are broke and a friend is “sporting you”, you must laugh at all his jokes
and play wingman when he makes his move.
60. If you are broke and a friend is “making sport of you”, you may steal any drink
he leaves unattended.
61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily
putting your head on a chopping block.
62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another,
always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than
him.
63. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well
before and after, regardless of her response.
64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.
66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of
you is the equivalent of saying, “I'm an idiot.”
67. Never ask a bartender “what's good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch
fresh from the coast every morning.
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from
the bar.
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and
mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And
if you're really drunk, the mothers.
71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking.
You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and
they’re sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string
theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're
going to come off as a jackass.
73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you
do not deserve a drink.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you
dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed
bar.
77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with “I know this is going to be
a hassle, but . . .”
78. When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat
lip. Unless he’s buying.
79. If you are 86’d, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner
makes it appear no other bar wants you.
80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.
81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re
supposed to be at work.
83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever
give. And make sure there’s something in it.
85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.
86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.
--Frank Rich
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Finally!!!
I got my free passes to go watch "Be With Me"!!!!!! Woo Hoo.....
So happy... Now i just need company....
Anyways, thanks to Danny and PlanetMG for the free passes...
Owe u one man.....
YEAPIES!!!!!
Samantha Tan, Here i come.........
So happy... Now i just need company....
Anyways, thanks to Danny and PlanetMG for the free passes...
Owe u one man.....
YEAPIES!!!!!
Samantha Tan, Here i come.........
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
I'm gettin a movie crave....
Its been a while since i last went to watch a movie... Hmm... ok not that long... the last show i watched was "Stealth" which absolutely blew me away... hehe, considering i'm a nut who is like so into military hardware, it figures... Anyway, another show has caught my attention and reignited my interest in paying to watch a show again...
Be With Me
Cuz Samantha Tan is sooooooooooo hot... hehe... no la, interesting storyline and the fact that its local!!!! Looks like this would be a good movie to keep me occupied and to talk about until Harry Potter opens in Singapore....
Anybody interested? Oh ya, only 18 and above need apply cuz its M18... So sorry darling, can't go watch it with u....
Be With Me
Cuz Samantha Tan is sooooooooooo hot... hehe... no la, interesting storyline and the fact that its local!!!! Looks like this would be a good movie to keep me occupied and to talk about until Harry Potter opens in Singapore....
Anybody interested? Oh ya, only 18 and above need apply cuz its M18... So sorry darling, can't go watch it with u....
Monday, September 05, 2005
I give up
I think i shall give up any other valiant attempts to try and sleep early ever again.. Not that i didn't try, it just doesn't seem to work for me... Last week, i treid to sleep earlier than usual so i forced myself (yes, forced) to sleep at about 12... Ended up getting up at 2 in the morning to pee and after that, i just could not get back to sleep... Ended up watching tv all night and cooking instant noodles cuz i was hungry as hell... So enough with that...
Work has been a real bitch lately...So it really does not help the situation that i'm not getting enough sleep when i'm supposed to, and getting too much sleep when i'm not supposed to...
Go figure....
Work has been a real bitch lately...So it really does not help the situation that i'm not getting enough sleep when i'm supposed to, and getting too much sleep when i'm not supposed to...
Go figure....
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