Monday, February 21, 2005

The test...

My Girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
to get married.

My parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me. And my
girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one
thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of
her.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my li fe to her sister. I was in total shock and
couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, still stunned.

With my decision made, I turned and went straight to the front door. I
rushed out of the house towards my parked car as fast as possible.

Another shock came ... My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:-

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Always keep your condoms in your car!

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